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me: better check my phone for texts from friends
me: *checks phone*
me: better get some friends

jennyfromthesock:

“i found your tumblr”

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itsraininbritishmen:

are you kidding me…

ARE YOU FUCKING FOR REAL

whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

ggaga:

i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck

thequeenofhell:

what Americans imagine being Australian means

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lanashiftdelrey:

friends: how can u still wear black, its summer

me:

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merwhore:

everyone i’m attracted to is out of my league and in a different country

me talking to little kids: oh hey man wow I like your shoes they light up! No way I wish I had some like that, I bet they make you run so fast!!
me talking to older people: I'm not really sure what it is I want to do with my life, but I figure that as long as I'm happy it can't be that bad
me talking to people my age: well howdily doodily my fellow young people, what's hip hop happening over here? I'm just off to inject a meth and listen to an MTV if you youngsters are 'down' also haha look at that lingo, golly gosh what a time to be alive

crewnex:

snapchat me so i can open it and not respond to it